I’m on Boat

I live on my mother fucking boat on the side of my house in Minnesota because my soon to be ex wife is a bitch! lol So I bought this boat for 100 bucks! It ran and floated and my wife hate’s it, so I named it The Other Women! Now she won’t step a foot on it and wants a divorce. In witch she wants to fuck me out of everything! She wants me gone so bad, that her, her mom and sister have done down right dirty things to try and get rid of me! Well that ain’t happening that easy, I put my heart and sole into this marriage for someone who never had my back! So I started living on my boat on the side of the house and ain’t nothing she can do about it! She thought she could just dispose of me, send me kicking rocks, on the streets, homeless, hungry, and take my kids away! It’s a lonely life of trying to get laid but mostly jerking off and drinking 4 lokos on a boat all day, while everyone’s away in spite of her. So I figured I’d share my life! Help me get this divorce. Thanks

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